Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a short cow?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?