Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What goes zzub, zzub?