Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?