What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?