Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do bees chew?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a singing rodent?