Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which animal should never work for the government?