Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the cat go to medical school?