How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?