How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?