How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which state is the cleanest?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?