How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the snake name his daughter?