Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
She worked in labor law.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?