What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?