What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?