What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
The museum curator needed a break.