How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What birds make average students?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?