What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?