What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the cat so small?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What birds make average students?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which is the worst season?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?