What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why was the dog so popular?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What are you studying in math?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?