Did you know about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
When should you start writing a book?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?