Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
What fish sings the best?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?