Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Surprise!!!!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?