What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?