What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do two skunks argue?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?