What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How can you make 7 even?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?