Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's the world's weakest animal?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?