Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?