What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?