What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What dish does only a baseball player use?