Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do polar bears vote?
Can February March?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What type of car do planets buy?