Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do fairies always drink?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?