Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?