Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What season begins with a thud?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the turkey join the band?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do Olympians never overheat?