What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?