Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?