Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which plant has the best roar?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?