What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
You're adapted!
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?