What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
You're adapted!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?