What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?