What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How long do chickens work?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?