Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How does the sun listen to music?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the politest month?