Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What tree has the most bark?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What day is your mom always right?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?