Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?