Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?