Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?