Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What fairy loves to count?
What do cats wear to work?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the confused bee say?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?