Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?