What do you call a singing rodent?
Justin Beaver!
Which animal is the most religious?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do math teachers eat?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?