How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
I'm not a bad putter.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Families are like fudge.
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?