How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What are rental cars called in Spain?