How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What are baby potatoes called?