What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
Why are computers so good at golf?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do bees gossip?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call hiking college students?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?