What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Space Jam.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What car can you only see twice a year?
It's allergy season again?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?