What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the smallest lion?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?