What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?