What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What shape has a knighthood?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?