What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's the scariest letter?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do mice need oiling?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?