What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Let that mango.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do trees have so many friends?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are trees always so positive?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?