How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?