How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What animal styles their hair every day?