How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?