How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.