What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish Spring®.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?