Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call hiking college students?
When do ghosts love to go camping?