Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When do cows get tired?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?