Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do you make a bandstand?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where are average things manufactured?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?