What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?