What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do math teachers eat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?