What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do snowmen get information?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?