What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do sheep say when they're in love?