What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?