What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?