What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did spring break up with winter?