What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call the successful dog detective?