What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?