What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Webbings.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which animal is the most religious?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are baseball games at night?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?