How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?