Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which insect makes the best father?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What words make the best athletes?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?