Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?