Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which parent knows if you are running late?