Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?