Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?