Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What does a dog say before eating?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Families are like fudge.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?