Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?