What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What bee is good for your health?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?