What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?