What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?