Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which computer won the talent show?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?