Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How did the vampire start his letter?