Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do automobiles fly?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?