What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the pig go to the casino?