What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
How do fleas travel?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a cow's dream job?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?