Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What table can you never sit at?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?