Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?