Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?