Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do bees chew?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?