Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What is a cow's dream job?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?