Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?