Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?