How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What bee is good for your health?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a small mom?