Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which is the worst season?