Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?