Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
When do flowers get their workout in?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?