What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?