What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do mermaids see movies?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?