What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?