What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which cats love to be petted?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?