What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
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What kind of dog chases anything red?
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