What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?