What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?