How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?