How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How does dinner smell?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
When do mice play every day?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How much does freedom weigh?