Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?