Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What words make the best athletes?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?