Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?