What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you grill cheese?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?