What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which bird would make a great farmer?