What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
When do mice play every day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?